You'd think I'd know better by now than to let you engulf me in your reality distortion field. What makes you think the people in those jokes are white? Or poor, for that matter--Billy Bob could afford to vacation in Hawaii and the Bahamas, and staying in that Kentucky hotel must cost money. The jokes aren't about race, ethnicity, or income, they're just about Southern culture. Yer own prejudices are a' showin, there, Tommy Bob.

Ya know who it's absolutely safe to make jokes about? The Amish, because they'll never know. Ever see Weird Al Yankovich's "Amish Paradise" video? As un-PC as it gets, but you can be darn sure no Amish person has ever seen it!

--Robert