WARNING TO IRAQ

The most terrible weapon ever developed is about to be unleashed in IRAQ.

Since joining the CIA’s new weapons development team, I have personally overseen the development of this horrible weapon.

It is so terrible that I must issue this final warning to Sadam Hussain:

Get out while you still can.
Resistance is futile.
You can run but you cannot hide.
This terror weapon is Indescribable, Indestructible, and Nothing can stop it.
It will eat the flesh off every living thing that gets in its path.
It is comprised of millions of independently programmed Weapons of Mass Destruction.
Each driven by hunger.
Each with the potential to kill.
And death by this means will te painfully slow and terrible.

I have been working on this project with many entomologists and genetic researchers. We have crossed the Giant French Slum Cockroach with genetic material recovered during the Apollo Moon Landings and developed a new and terrifying strain:

Blattella francistransluna giganteus

Because this is a difficult scientific name to pronounce, I have decided to call this the MOON-FRANCE PROJECT.

This weapon was used on a test basis in Afghanistan with tragic results. Unfortunately, the CIA mistook a wedding party for a Taliban/AlQueda troop formation, and unleashed the weapon on the unsuspecting wedding guests by mistake.

And while there was no loss of human life, the results were truly horrible: The wedding cake and gifts of aged Yak meat were completely consumed by the weapon.

Since that tragic trial run, the genetic matrix has been refined, and the new weapon will attack only living flesh.

Again get out while you still can.
Resistance is futile.

Dr. Evil