I have a special hotmail addy I use for online shopping....it gets hundreds of spam messages a week....my other addys get almost none...

Anyway, when signing up I was asked my first name....I put in "Bob"

When asked for my last name I put "Noway"

I usually delete all the spam, but I did read one.....it claimed that they had researced the "Noway" family line and would sell me the "Noway" family tree....

I had to laugh.... was the first spam I was tempted to take them up on it.....

I can see it now ...I am the decendant of Duke Noway of norway....

In all seriousness spammers should have their fingers cut off! <That is in the code of Hammurobbert>