Uh, duh on my part.
I totally misread your meaning. I pictured something like the following which clearly wasn't your intent.
"Ha ha ha, yea right. Vast right wing conspiracy my foot. Silly Liberals, don't they wish. I mean, they could be doing it but not the right, we're moral and ethical. But the left, why, I'd bet they're planning something right now. Oh my gawd, I've got to tell someone. The UN is comming, THE UN IS COMMING!!"
Frank is later seen running down the street, screaming:
THE MIGHTY WURLITZER IS PEOPLE!!
;)