<I'd sure hate to get my credit card bill, after all my appliances and plumbing order all kinds of crap for my health.


I can't even begin to imagine what the heck is running through these peoples minds.

how bout this:

-an anti-noise system or 'white noise' system? anything other than that parablic bowl taht magnifies the sound a thousand times.

-how a bout a little warning that goes off when you are low on toilet papper? or maybe one that gets the role for you.

-how about one with a self plunging system?

-self 'cleaning' system?

-one htat automatically adjusts the lid up or down?!

the last thing on my mind is, "I wish my toilet would order me some beans right about now"

-Justin