Re: Who -- the USA?!
In Ohio, if you ignore an orator on Decoration day to such an extent as to publicly play croquet or pitch horseshoes within one mile of the speaker's stand, you can be fined $25.00.
Bexley, Ohio (where I currently live):
• Ordinance number 223, of 09/09/19 prohibits the installation and usage of slot machines in outhouses.
(Pick a State)
Dan