Four guys on the 1st tee Saturday morning. The first guy tees off and slices into the woods. Grumbling, he walks into the woods to find his ball. He sees his ball and right beside the ball is a tiny leprecaun, knocked cold by the ball. He revives the leprecaun and he is told that he has earned a wish for his assistance.

"What would you like" said the leprecaun. "Well" the guy said, " I have always wanted to be a really good golfer and I am awful. can you help me?"

"I can make you a fine golfer for 1 year but I warn you that there will be side effects" said the Leprecaun.

"To heck with that, grant me the wish" he said.

For the next year he was the toast of the club, scratch golf and everybody's favorite parther. It was Great.

One year to the day he tees up and slices into the same woods. When he get into the woods he sees the same leprecaun, with an evil grin on his face. "How was your year?" asked the leprecaun. "It was great!" he answered, "is there any chance for another year?"

Looking a little nonplussed, the leprecaun asked, "What about those side effects?"

"What side effects?" he asked.

Obviously disturbed, the leprecaun asked "How many times did you have sex this year?

"Three times" he answered.

With the same evil grin the leprecaun said "WELL?"

He replied, "Well, I thought that was pretty good for a Catholic priest in a small town.