Funny as always.....
Or annoying......depending on how much you (or I) have had to drink....
You wrote:"Your continued inability to discern wild conspirationist fantasies from reality has nothing to do with an imaginary microwave effect.
Phil, I know you can't SEE microwaves, nor can you SMELL them, but trust me, they're there and they're the new wave of the future for social control.
I don't have any links handy right now, but here are the patent #'s for just a few.
Just think how they're being applied:
http://www.trufax.org/menu/patents