Adult Education 101

Warning: These quotes are reflections on one of our oldest pastimes......sex.

"What do I know about sex? I'm a married man."
Tom Clancy

"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome
things that money can buy."
Steve Martin

"You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither."
Drew Carey

"Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as meaningless
experiences go its pretty damned good."
Woody Allen

"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner,
you'd better have a good hand."
Unknown

"If it weren't for pickpockets I'd have no sex life at all."
Rodney Dangerfield

"Documentation is like sex: when it is good, it is very, very good; and
when it is bad, it is better than nothing."
Dick Brandon

"Science is like sex: sometimes something useful comes out, but that is
not the reason we are doing it"
Richard Feynman

"All pop music is about sex. Rock is about wanting to do it, jazz is
about doing it, and country and western is about feeling guilty after
you've done it."
Robert Waldo Brunelle, Jr.

"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday
night."
Woody Allen

"Equal rights for the sexes will be achieved when mediocre women occupy
high positions."
Francois Giroud

"I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty."
George Burns

"I think there are two areas where new ideas are terribly dangerous:
economics and sex. By and large, it's all been tried, and if it's really
new, it's probably illegal or dangerous or unhealthy."
Felix G. Rohatyn

"Life is a sexually transmitted disease."
Unknown

"Love ain't nothin' but sex misspelled."
Harlan Ellison

"Love is a matter of chemistry. Sex is a matter of physics."
Unknown

'Men won't stop and ask for directions because driving is too much like
sex: they can't stop until they get where they're going."
Diane Jordan

"My kid had sex with your honor student."
Bumper Sticker

"Programming is like sex. One mistake and you have to support it for the
rest of your life."
Michael Sinz

"Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast."
Woody Allen

"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."
George Burns

"Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are
unimportant."
Henry Miller

"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal,
particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL
convertible."
P. J. ORourke