"Oh I wish I were an Oscar Meyer weiner
That is what I'd truly like to be-ee-ee
For if I were an Oscar Meyer weiner
Ev'ryone would be in love with me."

--or--

"Dashing through the snow
In a one-horse open sleigh
O'er the fields we go
Laughing all the way! [ha-ha-ha]
Bells on Bobtail ring
Making spirits bright
What fun it is to ride and sing
A sleighing song tonight
OOOOOOOOOH---

[Everyone join in! Larry's sanity is at stake!]

Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to ride
In a one-horse open sleigh-HEY!
Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to ride
In a one-horse open sleigh!"

If that doesn't work, try singing the lyrics of "Amazing Grace" to the tune of "Gilligan's Island" or "The Mickey Mouse Club Song".

Of course, then you'll get "Gilligan's Island" stuck in your head, and you can't blast that out with dynamite...

Good luck--
Mary Anne