Maybe he should call CBS?
CBS show
“Taking a much-needed inventory of his life, Max looks around and sees that he has been working forever, and for what? A widower surrounded by women at an all-female institution, struggling to parent a headstrong 18-year-old daughter and an overly wise 13-year-old son, < b > with a best friend named Steve who has just returned from sabbatical as the newly transgendered Erica < /b > , Max realizes that he's an old-fashioned man in a modern world and that something has to change. But he'll be damned if it's him. “
just chop it all off, undergo transgender operations, and start an acting career.