Not bad!...Still, it's only 9.0 on the "Bogosity Meter".
But three theories that remain 10.0 on the "Bogosity Meter" scale are:
(1) There are Nazi bases on the moon
and Mars.
(2) There are crystal palaces and other
large artificial structures on the moon
[courtesy of "james", remember him?].
(3) The moon landings were faked.
[an encore to this wacky theory is...
OJ Simpson is being persecuted by the government law authorities for his role in exposing so-called manned spaceflight fakery in the movie "Capricorn One".
Jake