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Alert at OSU
Tuesday, October 30, 2001
The Associated Press

COLUMBUS, Ohio -- AP
The Ohio State Buckeyes' early morning football practice was delayed on Tuesday for nearly two hours at the team's Woody Hayes Athletic Facility. One of the players, while on his way on to the practice field, noticed a suspicious looking, unknown white powdery substance on the field.

Coach Jim Tressel immediately suspended practice while the Ohio Bureau of Investigation & FBI were called in to investigate.

After a complete field analysis, the FBI determined that the white substance unknown to the Ohio State Buckeye players was the goal line.

Practice was resumed when FBI Special Agents decided that the team would not be likely to encounter the substance again.
(My Brother is the News Source)
2001 © The Associated Press.
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Dan