Where in the nine hells would you go to GET 10 gallons of porcupine crap?????

I've never even SEEN a wild porcupine.

I got a dog who lives here all the time and pretty much craps for a career, and it would still take a couple of weeks to collect 10 gallons.

How did they know it was porcupine crap? Were the buckets labeled? Did Beal yell out "Hey! Here comes a load of porcupine crap!?"

People DIE from porcupine crap? Hey, it could happen! I've never seen anyone who said they had been crapped on by a porcupine and lived!

...A hazardous-materials team cleaned and repackaged mail that was hit with a note explaining the damage.

I would give fifty bucks for a chance to read that note.

"Dear sir or madam:

This may be a little hard to explain..."