That was a hoot, Tom. The ironic self-referential humor in definition 2--one who routinely demagogues issues and attempts to defame and demonize political opponents --was fun, but comment from real-life conservatives really made the piece. My drink spewed out my nose and all over the monitor when I read this sage bit of conservative logic:

{As a side note, one of the definitions of "liberal" should include the belief that the Constitution is a "living" document.}

[snort] he he he...excuse me [choke] while I swab down the monitor....

So, uh, let's see...the Founders included provisions in the Constitution to amend it, and eschewed the tempation to play Moses by carving their commandments in stone...so, logically, the Founders were Slimy Liberals!

Thanks, I needed a laugh!

--Robert