stay away from my wife!
Jeeze Raoul, you sound like my wife. You been talkin' to her? She's always commenting on fatty foods and the large portions served in American restaurants. Makes my short life miserable by watching my weight "for" me. Of course she's not perfect. She likes France, red wine and French food. I'll try to do better with the next wife.
I'll save the post on the benefits of living in New England where medical care is top notch world class.
-philw