Taking advantage of a thaw in US – Cuba relations and simultaneously addressing the challenge of detaining indefinitely hundreds of Taliban/Al-Queda terrorists, the United States and Cuba are proud to announce the Grand Opening of Taliban Land, an authentic, wild terrorist theme park offering exciting adventures and unique encounters with real, exotic, crazed, Islamic terrorists!

View the savage beasts (from a safe distance, with U.S. Special Forces tour guides) in their natural cave habitat! They’re mostly nocturnal animals, but can frequently be spotted in the open in daylight hours.

Take breathtaking photos of authentic Al-Queda wildlife & scenery! With a little luck you’ll film the exceedingly rare Mullah Omar or Osama Bin Laden creatures on future tours – they’re very rare, crafty buggers, skilled in natural camouflage techniques. Once sighted they quickly slip away, out of sight, into the darkness…

No female specimens are available for exhibit at this time. There is complete and brutal male dominance in this species, and for safety and humane reasons no female Taliban/Al-Queda have been captured for the theme park.

View the Taliban feedings twice daily! In the wild, they are cowardly scavengers, or depend entirely on the females to feed them.

Individual adult or child tickets, family value package, or group bookings are available for your visit to Taliban Land. One price includes air transfer from Miami to Guantanamo Bay, Park entrance, Safari Ride, meal, and life insurance.

Taliban Land is an experience you will never forget!