DETERMINING THE SEX OF A FLY (warning: a sexist post [like I care]) . . .
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DETERMINING THE SEX OF A FLY
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around the room, a fly swatter in his hand.
"What are you doing?" she asked.
"I’m hunting flies,” he replied.
"Oh. Kill any?”
"Yep. Got 3 males, 2 females.”
Intrigued, she just had to ask: "Um, how can you tell which is which?”
"3 were on the beer can, 2 were on the phone.”
Dan