It was a slow evening at the casino, and the two bored dealers were standing at the craps table, carrying on a muttered conversation about the silly-looking tourists. Eventually, a very attractive, young blonde woman caught their collective eye as she walked cautiously toward their table. She idly looked down at a set of dice that hadn’t rolled for the past five minutes, then cleared her throat.

“Um, is this table open?” she quietly asked.

The first man straitened a little and sucked in his gut. “Yes ma’am,” he happily announced.

The woman took a deep breath and smiled to him. “Oh, good.” She reached into her purse and took out a large wad of bills, totaling $20,000.00. Then she unzipped the back of her dress. “I hope you gentlemen don’t mind, but I feel much luckier when I’m completely nude.”

“Oh, well -- sure...” He glanced to his buddy, hiding his smile. “I’m sure the house will understand...” he kind of assured her.

That settled, she went ahead and disrobed, neatly folding her garments on a stool beside her. She then placed the entire wad down as her bet, picked up the dice and rolled.

“C’mon, baby!” she shouted to the cubes. “Mama needs new clothes!” The dice landed, and she jumped up and down, clapping her hands together with excitement. “YES! YES!” She trotted happily around the table, hugging each of the dealers. “I WON! I WON!”

Thanking the two men for their patience and understanding, she picked up her winnings, got dressed and left the casino. As she disappeared into the night, the two men looked at each other.

“What did she roll?” the first man asked.

Stunned, the second man shook his head. “I don’t know. I thought you were watching.”

MORAL:
Not all blondes are dumb -- but all men are men.

Cheers,
Dan