Funny how that mouth keeps getting in the way of progress...

One day, Osama bin Laden was walking along a Pakistan beach near Karachi. He stubbed his toe on a bottle and picked it up. Uncapping the bottle released a lovely female genie.

“O, Master,” she greeted him. “May I grant you one wish?”

This immediately angered bin Laden. "Do you know who I am?" bin Laden hissed. “How dare you, a mere, unveiled woman, speak directly to me. I require nothing from the likes of you other than obedience. Now, get out of my sight.”

He continued along the beach, walking around the genie. Amazed, the genie stepped in bin Laden’s path.

“I do not think you understand, master,” she said. “It is my purpose to grant a wish to he who releases me from the bottle.”

“Be gone, woman!” bin Laden shouted.

"But master,” the genie pleaded, herself growing angry with this man. “Master, I must grant you a wish, or I will be forced to return to the bottle -- forever.”

So, bin Laden thought for a moment. “Very well,” he finally agreed. “I wish to awaken in the morning with three American women in my bed." Giving the genie an evil glare, he pushed her aside. "Now, get out of my sight!" he directed.

With a smile on her lips, the lovely genie faded away. “So shall it be, my master,” she informed him.

The next morning, Osama bin Laden woke up in his bed with Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya Harding, and Hillary Clinton. His penis was gone, his kneecap was broken, and he had no health insurance.

Dan