Re: King Cakes and warning labels
If nothing else, a society that demands warning labels on Mardi Gras cakes should set off at least mild alarms in one's mind. A number of my friends consider it a moral duty to smuggle illegal fireworks into the People's Republic of California. ;)
Sorry about the emoticons, but often they are the only thing that can get across the fact that one's tongue is at least partway into the cheek.