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ok, I had seen Freddie got Fingered, Planet of the Apes, Jurrasic park 3 and parts of swordfish.

Okay. . . . FGF. . . well. . . I'm not quite sure what to say about it. . . I would compare it to comedy the same way the Roman Colleseums gladitorial events compares to one on one sporting events.

where, gladiator events were probably the most exciting sport ever to be a spectator at, it is not necesarily one that I would condone or an event that ever should have happened.

Same thing with freddie got fingered. I think it is probably the funniest movie ever made. . . but that does not mean that I am glad I saw it, would recomend someone else see it, or even want another movie like it to be made. . . ever.

In fact, I think the producers of that movie belong in some sort of jail cell. . . hmm come to think of this that further supports the roman colleseum analogy.

As for Planet of the Apes, the only complaint I have was that Marky Mark was so stupid he didn't even look twice at the chick and the last scene made no sense.

However General Thaad was a great character and and whoever played him deserves an award, (a good one). In fact I ask what the heck was so wrong with planet of the apes that it got put on this list?!

oh and I saw parts of swordfish. . . the writers need to be smacked around a bit. The GUI 'easy hack' bank cracking interface was pretty funny though.

I worst movie on my list is Jurrasic Park 3. I think the whole series blows. What a gawdawful peice of shit this movie was, I can't even begin to expain. the whole movie was just people running from the dinosaurs and all of the sudden "look theres the military we are saved!" I could probably forgive them if they depicted a fight bewteen the military hardware and the dinosaurs, but no, dinosaurs chase them, they see the military, end of story, credits role. Folks I was seriously rooting for the dinosaurs with this one. OH! the cell phone/beeper/whatever that you could hear a hundred yards away in the tyranosauruses stomach?! (that survives coming out hte other end too?) and the little 12 year old that figures out how to survive in the forrest filled with raptors while the adults somehow always manage to get torn apart in a few seconds. . . the raptors that are setting traps for the pterodactyls, yet can't climb trees with those sizable claws they have (oh but hte humans coudl climb trees no problem)?! give me my money back!

-Justin Kelly

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