Roy Rogers bought a new pair of shoes. That night he left the shoes in the sun room and went to bed.

The next morning a friend found Roy in the sun room looking very aggitated. Roy explained to his friend that he was awakened by some noise and arrived at the sun room just in time to see a large cat scampering away with his shoes.

Just as he is finishing the story his friend sees a large cat with a pair of shoes in his mouth and says "Pardon me Roy, is that the cat that stole your new shoes"

A chinese guy named Chan had a beautiful set of teak carvings. Hearing a noise one evening he found a bear with strange human like feet, absconding with the carvings. The next day he was outside pondering the loss of his treasured carvings when he saw the bear nearby, Whereapon he cried "Come back Boy foot bear with Teak's of Chan."