Fairchild
I'd forgotten about Fairchild AFB.
I got so drunk at Fairchild one time I literally couldn't find my way off the base. Stumbled into half-price night at the O club, a business meeting. On my way out I bought 4 fifths of booze at the door after assuring the lady I would consume it on base.
I drove everywhere, and was stuck. Had to find an Air Police patrol vehicle, explain my problem as best I could, and, so help me, he led me to the gate.
Something I barely remember and will never forget.
Arf