Hi Lee,

Ship them in! Import them from somewhere!

We must legislate equality in all things!

In Sweden the corporations are now legally bound to have 40% female board membership!

Fools! That should be 50%! (Swedes never were real good on math)

All former DDR residents should have equal salaries to the folks who lived in the FRG! Who cares if they are less educated and lazy!

All advertisements when depicting a group of people must now compose:

A) One black
B) One asian
C) One indian
D) One red-headed caucasoid
E) One heterosexual male/female
F) One homosexual male/female
G) One unidentifiable racial group

Optional replacements for F and G:

G) One handicapped male/female
H) One american indian

All article references to George Bush must include mention of:

A) Texas Executions or
B) Texas style governing or
C) The phrase "Dubya"

England has now legalized Marijuana - all holdout, backwards European nations must follow suit within one year.

All Amsterdam prostitutes must display themselves in windows of equal dimensions under state specified equal lighting wattage.

All French people must be equally rude to tourists of all nations and if they ask for directions - equally ignore them or equally give them the wrong directions.

All toilets are to have installed five minute timers and built in electrical stun seats. Upon the 4:55 second warning the person must vacate within 3 seconds or be given an electric shock.

New Scientist is British and the "weeds" are now growing freely. The article you cite is an example of how this new policy will slowly allow British leftists / labour party folks to make even greater as-es of themselves than previously thought possible.

SDAI-Tech1

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