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Those liberals!! (Again!!!)

I'm going to have to assume this book is a liberal plot, of some sort. Because I haven't seen it attributed to liberals, though, I suspect it's one of the many, many things which are obvious to everyone else, and I'm too blind to see.

But, if you'll notice, it's written in French. That's a tip-off. They're liberal to the tips of their truffles, if you know what I mean. Nude beaches, dirty postcards, every immorality you can imagine, and we have great imaginations!!

(Now, there have been a few French you could trust, but they died in the 16th century, and even they "lived" in the 14th, being several centuries behind even their times.)

The only good thing to come out of France was the Statue of Liberty and if you'll notice, even she is a refugee seeking better conditions. Even so, the INS is so screwed up she's been stuck in the Port of New York for what seems like forever. Time to share her with the rest of the country, if you ask me.

Why, you ask, why would the French promote such a dastardly book? Why?

Why, indeed!! Who can fathom the French mind? Who can fathom the liberal mind? And who can fathom the liberal French mind? They're socialist, fascist, and even the communist party is legal there. That'll tell you all you have to know.

I have been waiting for exactly HOW that book is a liberal plot. Since no one has explained how, it must be obvious to everyone else. But, it's French.

Arf

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