Re: Back of the bus, please. More news from our diverse halls of academia.
Actually Tom,
It is nothing extraordinary to substitute a specious reason for the real reason in not hiring someone.
In this case Brown is a loser. Plus, he is ugly and his mother dresses him funny.
It is touching to note your compasionate nature working. To agonize so over a football player being out of work demonstrates your concern for the working man in his struggle against the bosses.
Hithertofore, I have underestimated your concern for class warfare.
Publius