Re: Who . . . ?`
The Toronto Star, or the Hamilton Spectator?
The most obvious reason would be that it actually is an article and, as such, the world has a dire need to know. Heaven help us should the day ever come that we fail to learn the Oasis water cooler at the local post office was malfunctioning!
Or maybe the Star, or Spectator, plans to support Laura Jalsevac in her climb through provincial legislation, and later with her bid for the seat of prime minister. The story is, after all, about her.
"She plans to enter politics."
The last line was the only "news" I could find in the piece,
Dan