Florida voters back in action
Palm Beach voters still have problems with a new voting system.
After spending millions of dollars installing new touch-screen voting systems, the latest election using the new technology revealed that voter errors are still rampant.
Basically, it seems that there are some people--you know, morons--who just can't handle this sort of thing. Fortunately for them, morons are the ideal voter in the eyes of most politicians, since you can convince them of six impossible things before breakfast to get their votes. A big favorite: "You can have anything you want from the government and it won't cost anything!"