Re: Strategy
Reminds me of another good one:
A Nazi Officer is trying to impress the prostitute he is spending the night with. He unrolls a map of the world on a table, and points to Russia. His hand sweeps over the huge nation.
"This, my dear, is a nation with which we are at war."
He points to Great Britain. "This one as well," he says.
He indicates the USA and Canada in a grand gesture. "And these."
He points out Austalia and France. "These as well."
He then points to Germany, his finger making a tiny cirlce. "This is us..."
The woman studies the map intently, then asks with some concern "Has the Furher seen this map??"