That's funny.
And no one eats carp. Not even in the Midwest. There are nice people in the Midwest, it's a great area. And ecologically minded.
Saw a sign there once. Smokey Bear holding a shovel, hand around a deer, chipmunk at his feet. Caption on the sign - "Protect Your National Grasslands"
Grasslands. There wasn't a blade grass around. Rocks. Dirt. More rocks.
No trees, brush, no nothing.
However, that wasn't most of it. Corn, wheat, pigs, cows, and people who work harder than most of us play. I mean, really hard, as long as the sun is up, or thinking of coming up.
Arf