It's not basketball or volleyball!
They should REQUIRE the Super Bowl to be played outside, on grass, and in weather below 50 degrees.
If not raining, then firehoses could spray the area, including the spectators. The glass should come off the windows on the boxes.
Migawd, it's not chess, or, thank God, baseball, or stock car racing, or any of those other delicate, effete games.
It's football!
Arf