My wife dropped a hint this morning
She kissed me goodbye and said, "I love you. You know you're loved, don't you? Do you know where Zayles is?"
Zayles is a diamond store. Actually, I don't know for sure where it is, but something tells me I'd better find it. I said she dropped a hint. I never said she was subtle.
I'm going to look for some diamond earrings. In the process, I'll make sure they aren't blood diamonds. I'll do my best to make sure they didn't go through any of the Axis of Weasels (France, Germany, or Belgium), either. I'll be damned if they're going to get any of my money.