Trick accomplished - now where's the treat?
[wiping egg from face - uh oh... they're over easy. Might be botulism - ack! Biological warfare! Call the FBI! Boil some water!]*
You tricky devil, you... I *thought* that was a little too far out of character, and you've been known to do that on purpose before. As I was leaving the library after posting my counter-screed I thought "Hmmmm... suppose it was a gag?"
OK, so I'm gagging.. LOL!
And whatever happened to the National Lampoon, anyway? Replaced by The Onion, I suppose...
Nice one, SDAI; weird, but well played.
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*apologies to Charles Shultz