If you're not going to use your brain for anything, might I recommend you have the inert mass surgically removed so that you can use the new volume for convenient storage of everyday items?

If anyone in any position of authority at any vaccine company even suggested mailing lethal bacteria to powerful members of Congress and the U.S. government to increase vaccine sales, he would probably be murdered in his tracks by everyone else in the room.

Oooh! Another great idea from the Evil Corporations! Let's improve the sale of bulletproof glass for limousines by taking a shot at the President of the United States! And of course the entire WTC attack was actually a conspiracy by the construction companies to get more business. Good Lord.

Dr. Leonard Horowitz is a raving lunatic, who also believes the AIDS virus is a result of polio experiments on chimps and that Mad Cow Disease is actually a secret military weapon.