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SDAI-Tech1 — 9/8/2002 12:39:46 PM (archived)

Will the Bailiff please read the verdict.

In the case of the United States of America versus Bowser, We the People find Bowser...

GUILTY of the crime of ignoring the facts when presented.

GUILTY of assault with an unloaded mind.

GUILTY of evading and dancing around the questions put forth to him.

GUILTY of verbal assault of a law enforcement official. (The President).

GUILTY of political ignorance in the First Degree with special circumstances.

NOT GUILTY on the charges of treason.
(Though coming awfully close some times)'
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Thank you Bailiff,

I hereby sentence Bowser to six months exposure to the current event posts of the wise-ones at Habitablezone.com where we hope he can be rehabilitated and become a useful independent thinker of society and not liplocked to the wasted minds of the DNC.

;-)

SDAI-Tech1

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Some informative data on Iraq's weapons programs - Tom Brosz - 9/8/2002 11:28:55 AM
- Migawd, Tom! - Bowser - 9/8/2002 11:42:47 AM
  - What to do when faced with certain defeat - FrankC - 9/8/2002 12:30:22 PM
    - Not even GWB could lose that one. - Bowser - 9/8/2002 1:17:32 PM
      - How can I argue... - FrankC - 9/9/2002 3:02:49 PM
        
        You can't, Frank. (And I really don't think you mean it.) - Bowser - 9/9/2002 4:42:35 PM
        
        You can't have it both ways - FrankC - 9/9/2002 5:38:04 PM
        
        I think you struck a nerve... ;-) (n/t) (n/t) - SDAI-Tech1 - 9/9/2002 9:34:56 AM
        
        Yep, he's talking like a John Bircher now (nt) (n/t) - FrankC - 9/9/2002 9:47:39 AM
        
        You keep digging, Frank. - Bowser - 9/9/2002 8:15:10 AM
        
        Good idea - FrankC - 9/9/2002 10:02:22 AM
      - No, but clinton & gore and the dnc could. § (n/t) - ebnelson - 9/9/2002 1:54:53 PM
  - I rest my case... - Tom Brosz - 9/8/2002 11:49:55 AM
    - Arf is a consistent wackjob. ‡ (n/t) - ebnelson - 9/8/2002 2:59:49 PM
    - You should. It's very tired. n/t (n/t) - Bowser - 9/8/2002 1:09:12 PM
    - Yes, your Honor we have come to a verdict. - SDAI-Tech1 - 9/8/2002 12:39:46 PM
      - 'GUILTY of the crime of ignoring the facts when presented' - Matt Burley - 9/8/2002 2:23:50 PM
        
        Re: 'the other's shoes - Raoul - 9/9/2002 10:15:17 AM
        
        Asking "why" isn't anti-american - Buck Galaxy - 9/10/2002 3:04:59 PM

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