He's been kicked around a lot...
He's the gate-crasher at the frat-house party caling everyone names...
He needs to join a Berkeley internet group and then get them to come here and back him up.
He's been slapped silly here. He has to post five times more often than anyone - and still he can't keep up. He's lost his tail, his paws broke, he whimpers a lot now. Poor pooch.
Hey Bowser, this can of Alpo's for you!
(raises can in a saluting manner then pours it in a bowl)
;-)
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