I give up.

You win!

We tried to fool you, but you're too quick on the uptake.

You're right... its ALL about oil. We're going to loot Iraq better than the Bolsheviks looted the winter Palace.

Heck, Halliburton advance oil takeover teams are coming with the special forces wearing military uniforms. The civilian tankers you hear the military wanting to purchase?

Can't fool you.

Yep - they're oil tankers to carry some of our loot back.

Time to start throwing your money in oil stocks.

And a Palestinian state? Nah. Bush lied about that too. We're just going to let the status quo stand for awhile longer.

If Schroeder is still in power - the first thing we do is intercept all shipments of Iraqi oil to Germany and send them straight to the US. We'll see who wont participate now! As the US oil companies assume de facto control of Iraq's oil we'll renegotiate with the rest of the world. Anybody disses us and we simply turn the tap off or sell it at twice the going rate.

And man...Iraq sounds awful anyway. We'll rename it.

The Bush team has been busy with names, I submitted a few:

Halliburbia
United Persia
Iwrecked
Bucheru (BUsh, CHEney, RUmsfeld)
( A whole bogus PR story will come with that one if chosen. About a former culture that lived there peacefully around 4570 BC - the Bucheruns ;-)

(On an aside Bush & Cheney are going around telling this one:

It's a little known fact that Saddam is the root word of many words in the English language:

Sad
Saddest
Sadist

Sad to say that Saddam the Sadist will be the Saddest as US forces arrive standing in the saddle. Not real funny but, hey, they're politicians.)

Then after we have Iraq, we're going after Sudan and Djihbouti, and oil reserves found in these nations and even now camps are being built for dissidents in the US. The armored Suburbans and Excursions as well as prison trucks will be touring the neighborhoods, picking up dissenters in the middle of the night and making Janet Reno's old abduction squads seem friendly.

We'll all be goose-stepping in style, with oil to top off our Cadillacs and stretch Excursion SUV limousines that get 2mpg.

There you go Bowser, the secrets out!

Whew! I was going to burst if I had to keep foolin' ya!

;-)

SDAI-Tech1

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Everyone will be able to read this except
Bowser. This post was a joke, and not
real. Feel free to humor him as well!
He seems on edge - just a little bit! ;-)
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