<To our friends and allies...
As you've probably noticed...
...we haven't been quite ourselves lately...

Revoking aid to desperately poor women and children...



The aid was shifted to American-run programs. Not revoked. Sorry that the U.N. wasn't able to take its usual cut, and continue funding Chinese abortion mills.

Provoking wars to increase profits for oil companies...

Tired of refuting this one. Nobody's listening. We could have let Saddam take Kuwait and THEN take him out. Would have gotten a lot more wells for a lot less money and effort.

Denying benefits to disabled veterans...

I'm with them on this one. Although I note they had to stoop to quoting Oliver North.

Criminalizing public dissent... Secret tribunals...

Still waiting for the first protestor to get tossed into a secret prison for protesting. If protest is being suppressed in this country, the suppressors are doing a shit-poor job of it.

Shooting first...

Bosnia. Bosnia. Bosnia. Where the HELL were these people when Clinton was bombing Iraq, or bombing European nations that posed exactly ZERO threat to the United States? And if someone aims a gun at me, damn straight I'm shooting first. I ain't the goddam Lone Ranger. Besides, they're not even consistent on this. The same gangs of idiots were protesting us going into Afghanistan, and they DID shoot first.