The advantages of being old.
Even if they "got" me, what could they do? Prosecute me as a threat to society? That would be a hard sell.
Send me a warning letter? Not all that fearsome, really.
Sue me? For what, insulting politicians, Conservatives and scoundrels? Isn't that the American way? Isn't that what we've fought all those Vietnamese, Iraqis and Afghans for?
Plotting the overthrow of the government? I wish I could come up with a credible plan. But wishing isn't something one can be prosecuted for, as evidenced by my strolling downtown on a hot day and not being arrested.
Nope, old age is a time when pretty women smile at you, and the rest of the world ignores you. It's a great time in some ways.