You're jealous.
Bet your car is, what, silver? White? Some fancy name that translates to "white" like "Polar Serenity?"
If my Pilot didn't have that lift on it, I'd lose it in parking lots four times a week. It's hard to lose the Sprinter in a parking lot. It would be hard to lose the Sprinter in the Himalayas.
On the highway, its intended primary use, the diesel Sprinter can get 19 mpg, which doesn't suck for something that size. If only diesel fuel were still cheaper than gas. I don't know what I get in town. I don't want to know.
My son is home and using the Pilot a lot, so I have to do errands in the Behemoth. I've seen one person in San Francisco parallel park one of those. He got an ovation from bystanders. I've never tried it.