"Do you mean that there are actually humans with a functional brain that think, “Okalahoma is O.K” and is above Tejas? "

Yep, those who can spell Texas....

"Words from the immortal god of Oklahoma college football, Barry Switzer: “We would have never had a successful football program here at OU without recruits from Texas. We recruit heavily in Texas; the majority of our players come from Texas.” "

Yeah, 'cuz us Okies aint a bunch of DumbAss knuckle-draggin' brutes that line up and bash into other DumbAss knuckle-draggin' brutes. We just enjoy watching Texans running into Texans, though. Thats good fun- usin' folks for what they are best for.

"Oklahomans remind me of Canadians…Ungrateful morons, jealous of their superior brethren to the south. "

Texas remind me of Mexico: The illiterate third world country to our south where we import cheap labor from.

Texas also reminds me of a frat house: Full of dumb-ass drunk jocks and two-penny fake-blonde whores, smells like piss and looks like shit. Couldn't pass a 101 test with a text book and a cheat-sheet.

Thank god ya'folks got football down there. Otherwise yer life would be pretty damn-near meaningless.

Hear you can't handle yer likker, neither.

BTW: This is all just a joke, I hope you do realize....

Davin L.