"The problem I have with Okies are that the women folk all have 5 foot wide asses and have more hair on their face and in their nose than I do, and the guys have to squat to pee. It’s a complete roll reversal up there, the woman have a 'bigger package' than the men do.. too much inbreeding going on. Everyone’s eye‘s are too close together, they all have ears like dumbo and a brain the ...."

Aww, shucks. Yer talkin about Kansas. Thats okay- We okies know to make an allowance for you Texans, as yall can't find yer ass with a map, a GPS, a postcard and a street address....

Its amazin to me how you folks manage to breed, much less in-breed like you do.

And one thing is true about our wimmin up here. Aint a one of em that couldn't kick a Texans ass up and down the street while drinking a beer all lady-like and NOT breakin a sweat. And that ain't sayin a thing about the quality of our fine okie wimmin- but rather its about the sad sorry piss-ant state of Texas manhood.

The upside to that, is any time an Okie man needs to get away and get some female affection, all he has to do is ease on down to Texas. Them wimmin swoon at our supirior nature and come a-flockin', seein as they all deprived of real men down there.

And don't even get me started on how dumb you guys are down there. You folks about as slow as a Frog in december. I've seen road-killed possums cognate faster than you folks. You folks have to call a State convention just to get half a brain together. The last time a Texan got an earth-shatterin' original thought- well, it was to leave Texas! (poor soul got lost, too, I hear... Ended up in Mexico married to some obese circus midget he thought was Brittney Spears).

I mean hell, this ain't like a battle of wits and all- as you ain't even armed fer that. Its like you dun brought a knife to a shotgun fight. Damn! Aint that just like a Texan?

Well thats just shit for you, suun, ain't it just sad to be a Texan? I mean like ass-end sad. Like balls in a vice sad! Like sister-is-yer-wife-and-stepdad-is-yer-kid sad! Any way you stack it- its just DAMN sad! Why don't you crawl on back to Texas now, boah, and stop pesterin' us here grownups.

Davin L.

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(one of Vizzinis lessor known rules: never go up against an Okie in a battle of insults)