First you say :

“Well that’s just shit for you, suun, ain't it just sad to be a Texan? I mean like ass-end sad. Like balls in a vice sad! Like sister-is-yer-wife-and-stepdad-is-yer-kid sad! Any way you stack it- its just DAMN sad! Why don't you crawl on back to Texas now, boah, and stop pesterin' us here grownups.”


Well, that was the last thing I said, boah. But you Texans can't count much anyway, so I'll make another allowance, seein' as were all friends here and all.


"Then you use my material, typical ignoramus. You can’t hang with us and it makes you angry. "


Man, thats the dumbest thing I heard this century. You think you the first or last fellah to call someone an inbred? But then again, you Texans don't know much about anything, so I'll make another allowance.

Man, thats about as deep as a July Mudpuddle. Just about as Sharp as an inbred billy-club. Let me spell it out fer ya: thats just plain D-U-M-B...

Why don't you just take credit for 1+1? Oh, wait! Yer a Texan, you can't count that high, much less add!

Hey, I hear down at that University of Austin they offer a gradute diploma in subtraction! Maybe from there you can work yer way up in the world.


Is this what you want to hear? Oklahoma is the greatest state in the union, people trample over themselves to get there, Tulsa is a boomtown, and big time business is there like the defunct company WorldCom.


Naww. 'Not Texas' is just about fine enough. Thanks fer offerin anyway! Mighty neighborly of ya.


No other state measures up to the brilliant populace and business minds of Oklahoma.


Dangit! Thanks! Yer jus about to make me blush! Damn near true too. God invented likker to keep the okies from takin' over tha world. Just wait till we kick the bottle and go on a reg-lar Okie Yehad..... Won't touch Texas, though. Feller'd have to be nuts to wanna live down there.


" I’d rather live in the Congo with pigmies [...]"

Hey, thats a step up from Texas! Damn- tha boahs got high dreams! Good luck!


"You’re outta yer league feller, I’ll flame you so bad you’ll feel the heat Boy."


Hehehe. You don't know shit about shit, Texan. I'd whip you in a flame war even if you had a damn plasma torch and a 10min head start. Hell, you'll be trying to rub yer two functioning neurons together to get some heat out of that little pathetic jalopy you call a brain.

Last I checked you were well done and starting to burn and my toes are just about to get frostbit. I'm waiting Mr. Texan. Whats wrong? That Texas sun rot what little pea you call a brain?

Lets just say I'm so underwhelmed I'm about to drown in it.

Again- don't take this seriously!

Davin L