Man…. that was brutal.

The problem I have with Okies are that the women folk all have 5 foot wide asses and have more hair on their face and in their nose than I do, and the guys have to squat to pee. It’s a complete roll reversal up there, the woman have a 'bigger package' than the men do.. too much inbreeding going on. Everyone’s eye‘s are too close together, they all have ears like dumbo and a brain the size of a peanut. Quit taking lesson’s from the Arkansans. Too many up there are romantically involved and making babies with a 1st cousin, if ya’ll haven’t learned yet, that’s bad for the gene pool.

I know we’re just joking here. :-)

BTW batman, Tejas is Spanish for Texas.