Your state sucks….. Poll the majority of Americans and they’ll solidify that point. I’d rather live in the Congo with pigmies than deal with some hairy Cro-Magnon woman with enough hair in her ass and under her arms to weave an Indian blanket from Shitville OK.

First you say :

“Well that’s just shit for you, suun, ain't it just sad to be a Texan? I mean like ass-end sad. Like balls in a vice sad! Like sister-is-yer-wife-and-stepdad-is-yer-kid sad! Any way you stack it- its just DAMN sad! Why don't you crawl on back to Texas now, boah, and stop pesterin' us here grownups.”

Then you use my material, typical ignoramus. You can’t hang with us and it makes you angry.

Is this what you want to hear? Oklahoma is the greatest state in the union, people trample over themselves to get there, Tulsa is a boomtown, and big time business is there like the defunct company WorldCom. Everyone wants to relocate to a dustbowl filled shithole with ugly women, and men that don’t measure up. Everyone sell it all and move to Oklahoma!! You’re dreams will come true there! There’s so much going on that it put’s Dallas and Houston to shame. No other state measures up to the brilliant populace and business minds of Oklahoma.

Thank god fer Oklahoma and the Okies, without them the US wouldn’t be a super-power.

Happy now Mr. Astute, all-knowing one.

You’re outta yer league feller, I’ll flame you so bad you’ll feel the heat Boy.