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Another song for all the libs to sing... ;-)

Yes lets get the liberal "despise bush" band around and start singing...

"Dubya went down to Iraq"
(Sung to "The Devil went down to Georgia")

Dubya Bush went down to Iraq
He was looking for oil to steal
And he was in a bind'
Cause he was way behind
And the UN wasn't willin' to make a deal

When he came upon the public playing fickle
and France playing a snot
Well Dubya jumped up on a hickory stump and said,
"Public let me tell you what:
I bet you didn't know it
but Iraq has WMD too,
And if you care to take a dare
I'll make a bet with you

Now the UN plays safe and sober boys
But give Dubya his due
I'll bet a barrel of oil against your soul
'Cause I think Saddam's foolin' you.

"A girl said,
"My name's Lindy
And it might be a sin
But I'll take your bet, your gonna regret'
Cause Iraq's the best it's ever been!

"Lindy read all Robert's posts and play your hand hard
'Cause hell's broke loose in Iraq
And its Dubya who deals the cards
And if you win you get this shiny Barrel full of Oil
But if you lose Dubya gets your soul!

Dubya opened up his case and he said,
"I'll start this war."
And fire flew from m1a1 barrel tips
As he ordered bombs to blow
And he pulled the public's heart strings
And it made an evil hiss
Then a band of demons (conservatives) joined in
And it sounded something like this:

(conservative fiddlin' interlude)

When Dubya finished Lindy said,
"Well you're pretty good ol' son!
But sit down in that chair right there
And let me show you how it's done!

"Devil on the loose, run boys run
Dubya's in the house of the rising sun
Chickens in the oval office, picking up dough
Does Iraq's WMD exist? No, child, no

Dubya bowed his head
Because he knew that he'd been beat,
And he laid that barrel of oil
On the ground at Lindy's feet

Lindy said, "Dubya, just come on back
if you ever wanna try again.
I done told you once,You son-of-a-bitch,
I'm the best that's ever been!"

She played:
Devil on the loose, run boys run
Dubya's in the house of the rising sun
Chickens in the oval office, picking up dough
Does Iraq's WMD exist? No, child, no

(more liberal fiddlin' music fade out)

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C'mon Davin, Todd, Don, Alcaray, Tony, Joe....all the "libs": you know the tune let's hear it and join Lindy & Robert for a HZ singalong.

;-)

SDAI-Tech1

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