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From the Desk of Saddam Hussein



Dear Don,

Thank you for all your support. having you behind me (literally behind me) all these long months has meant a lot to me. Your loyalty is much higher than any of my worthless generals and in many ways I feel you are as a son to me.

Here is the picture you requested. I too long for the good days of cracking skulls and burying folks alive. And yes, I despise little Bush with unending fury as you do. Please keep up your daily attacks on little Bush and the war which has made me an exiled ruler.

With your support and devotion I am sure to be back in power within a year. Would you consider a leadership position in my Army in exile? I am discreetly building quite a formidable force. I still have caches of WMD buried all over Iraq which I can recover which can take out the filthy Americans!) Note to Odai: scratch that last line before sending!

Your faithfulness shall be rewarded.

You may rise now,

Saddam Hussein

PS
This is probably a flame and will likely be moved but If I have to see the endless parade of posts on CE, I might as well get my own kicks and ten cents in before its moved.

;-)

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