Dagnabbit Tom! Can't you see Bush is ruining the country? It's much better to have rubble where cities used to be and freedom to look through the ashes of your local library without any Ashcroft knowing what ashes you were looking at! Why, when there are no gas stations to overcharge, I will personally thank John Kerry and the democrats for leaving our security to the UN.

Iranian nukes? Its OBVIOUS they just want nuclear technology for peaceful purposes. Fanatic Islamics? They'll go away when Bush does! For sure! No problem. And the deficit will be solved by the Kerry massive population reduction program. That deficit will be whittled down in no time at all.

If only people like Tom would step aside and let Kerry take his oh, so deserved place as President of the US.

All these years I've seen John Kerry speak and thought, "Dagnabbit that man thar should be President of the United States."