Your household...............
..........must be a laugh a minute.
I see you have your mother's sense of humor and the ability to crack open the under belly of society and it's mores when necessary.
This observation cracked me up!
>"this Real Currency United States Silver Dollar....WE FOUND IT IN A DESTROYED VAULT!!!!...All I could think of for a while after that was a companion commemorative gold Reichsmark clad in pure 24-karat gold extracted from the actual teeth of exterminated Jews (WE FOUND IT IN A CREMATORIUM!!!!). "